Monday, June 16, 2008

Where'd She GO???

No, not me. I know I have been MIA lately, but it's summertime and the end of the school year is drawing near, which means we are BUSY! I will try to post more often. Really.

Where in the world did Alina go? We are sitting outside watching the crazy storm come in and I decide to take a look on the monitor to see if Bina Boo has fallen asleep yet. Imagaine my surprise when she is not showing up on the monitor! Yes, this means I had to get off my butt and actually go into the house to see where she could have possibly gone.


Apparently, Alina still had sand on her body from playing in the sandbox just moments before she laid down to take her nap. Of course, the sand then made it's way into her sheets and she will have none of that! I can't blame her - I hate sand in the sheets!

So, the ever crafty baby girl decided to take matters into her own hands. Yep, she made a make-shift bed all by herself on the floor! What an ingenious little one we have here. I love that she was able to problem solve all on her own. It was priceless.
She is still sound asleep as I write this. Yay!

Monday, June 2, 2008

10 Years Today!!!!

Wow, I can hardly believe it, but today marks 10 YEARS of marriage for US! It seems like just yesterday we were just starting out, and now here we are celebrating a decade of marriage together (15 years together total). Makes me feel kinda old. ;o)

We sure have come a long way - 3 kids, a dog, many apartments, 2 houses and rough financial beginnings (we were very young when we started out) later - we are at such a great place in our lives. It's amazing how fast it goes and how much we have grown in such a short time span. I couldn't imagine having life any other way.

We went out to an amazing dinner on Saturday night (I had scallops with black fettucini in a saffron sauce - YUMMY!) and Brian decided to give me my gift before we went out. He couldn't wait. Now to preface this, he isn't a good gift planner/giver. He is one to buy my present day of and it's usually a vacuum or something really romantic and exciting like that. He has NEVER bought me jewelry, with the one exception of my engagement ring 11 years ago!

Well, to my surprise he put TONS of thought into my gift (I honestly didn't think we were getting each other anything). This is what he got me:

Pretty nice, huh? I use to tell him all the time that I wanted a ring like that, but he always said "No way". Then I stopped asking years ago. I was convinced it was a lost cause. He doesn't believe in spending money on jewelry. Such a guy. Then he goes to a jeweler and has this made especially for me! It has 10 diamonds to signify our 10 year anniversary and the cut/quality is the same as my engagement ring (princess cut w/ a "f" vvs1 clarity). Definitely worth the wait!! I think the best part is that he put so much thought into it and I was truly surprised. That is the best!! OK, the diamonds are pretty cool too, hehe!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Hello Kitty

Did you know that my daughter is a kitty cat?

Well, she is. Everyday she will talk to me and answer my questions with a "meow" and can speak in Meowese fluently. It is quite fascinating. If I am holding her, I get extra special kitty treats. Yep, she licks me. Thank goodness she still has that sweet little baby girl breath, or I may just get sick. For now, I can stand at least 1 lick here and there.
When she isn't being a kitty, she is having a baby. Not really sure how this one all started but it is quite hysterical. At home she actually puts a baby doll under her shirt to simulate a pregnant toddler. That just sounds wrong, but you know what I mean. If we are out she just points to her belly and tells everyone that there is a baby in there and she isn't ready to come out yet. I guess her maternal instincts are already kicking in. I guess I know who I am going to live with when I am old and feeble.
I tried to capture her pregnant, and the video kinda ran on. So, don't mind the extra footage. I don't know how to edit my camera video, so I just uploaded the whole thing.

Enjoy:


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wordless Wednesday


ETA: I know this is supposed to be wordless, BUT I have to let you know that she slept all night in this get-up! No kidding. She is something else.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ahhh...Sweet Justice

I totally forgot to update my stolen wallet story until Kacey reminded me. Thank You Kacey!

So, where did I leave off? Oh yeah, I had to go to the DMV the next day to get a new license. No problem, until I get to the DMV and they moved due to budget cuts and I had no clue where the new satellite offices were located. It was fun times finding one, but I eventually did and got my new "paper" license right away. I never remember the DMV being so quick and efficient. It was really nice. The only bad part was that I wouldn't get my picture id in the mail for another 7-10 business days. Great, I needed it to board a plane.

Well, I wasn't the only one worried about needing a license to get on a plane, the trooper who took the report, was jammed up about it as well. You see, he had the next 3 days off and wasn't "supposed" to work on my case until Monday, but the fact that I needed my license, he decided to do a little work on the side for me. What a guy!

Remember the chic that stole my wallet used her food stamp card? Well in order to get an EBT card, you basically have to give all of your information to the department of social services when you apply for one. This means he knew where she lived and even had her cell phone number. He called her. She answered!!!!

Basically he busted her saying that he knew what she did and they have her on tape doing it. She of course denies it and stupidly confirms to the trooper it was her after he played a little bit of word games with her. She's not the smartest woman. Here is an example of their conversation:

Trooper - "Do you work for a nursing agency? It looks like you were wearing pink scrubs."

Thief - "Those weren't scrubs, it was a jogging suit!"

Trooper - "We even saw you get into your black SUV."

Thief - "It's not black, it's dark green!"
Here she is denying it and then incriminating herself by arguing with his facts. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. After a bit of this he gets her to admit that she did it. She claims she took nothing out of it and threw it in the garbage, in the Walmart parking lot. Wonderful. He told her too bad, because if she had the wallet, he would have given her a break with the judge.

Oh! All of the sudden she thinks it might be somewhere else. She will call him back in 20 minutes. I am guessing to figure out her game play. She calls him back and now her story changes. She claims she threw it out the window of the SUV while they were driving on Transit Rd, near some big grassy area. He calls me. Tells me he doesn't want to send me on a wild goose chase, but it may be worth a shot looking for it. Brian just happened to be on Transit at this very moment so he searched for it. For 2 HOURS! NOTHING! Sadness.

I call the trooper back and told him our efforts and he wasn't surprised that it wasn't there. i had such hope there for a little while. I really thought I would get it back. Oh well. I was starting to accept the fact that it wasn't going to happen.

Fast forward a couple of hours. The phone rings. I know it is a stranger calling because it says "Private" on the caller id and when I answer, the woman who asks for me cannot pronounce my last name. I knew what she was going to say. I was right:
Hi. Is this Amy _____? I found your wallet in the McDonald's parking lot on Genesee St., across from the airport."
I was so excited!! She claimed she found it right in the parking lot. Hmmm...funny how she was the 1st one to see it in a very busy McD's parking lot more than 24 hours after it was tossed. I didn't even care at this point. I just wanted my wallet. Unfortunately, she couldn't meet me because she didn't have a car (how the heck was she at McD's miles and miles away?), so I would have to pick up the wallet at her house. I was scared, but played along and got her address. She lived in a really rough area on the East side of the city. No way in hell I was going there!

I called the trooper and he thought it sounded fishy too. Well, there just happened to be an undercover sting operation going down, right there, and his sergeant went to the chic's house (who was in a neck brace when he showed up) and got it! She had no clue that I wasn't coming. Nice surprise for her, hehe!

Yay!!! My wallet was now in police custody. Everything was in it except for the cash. They even left the change. Wasn't that thoughtful of them?!

The rest of the weekend the trooper had his days off and surprised the thief on Monday when he showed up at her house and arrested her. She probably thought she was in the clear after nothing happened all weekend. Then Monday came and BAM! HAHA! He brought her in and had her write her confession. Now mind you, she doesn't know that I have my wallet and that someone "found it", they never told her anything that happened. Yet, her statement now changed. In it, she writes that she threw the wallet out of the window of the SUV right by McDonald's near the airport. Funny how she knew that. I thought she threw it out on Transit Rd. I told you, she's not the smartest thief.

Now for the icing on the cake. Her friend, the one behind her in line, was using a stolen EBT card and was arrested for that!!! HA - sweet justice!!!! I couldn't be happier with the outcome. I believe in karma and this was a true case of where it happened perfectly!

I think I will pay more attention to my wallet from now on. Lesson learned!


What to Eat?


So, here it is day 3 and my mouth still hurts. What the hell? I really expected to feel perfectly fine today, but no. Instead I am sitting her waiting for my narcotics to kick in. I feel like a suburban pill popping momma! I don't want to take them around the clock, but they really do work and I am all about being pain-free.

When do you become addicted to these things? I woke up today feeling especially groggy, which makes me wonder if that is because I was coming off the Lortab while I was sleeping. Not a good feeling. I could see where it's just easier to take more than to feel like crap. Don't worry, I won't do that. I don't have enough pills!

Now onto the food issue. I am unable to chew and I am getting really sick of not eating much. I love food and eating is a passion of mine, so this is really killing me. So far, I have eaten yogurt, oatmeal (which kinda hurt), smoothies and cream soup. Let me tell you, those are just not cutting it. If you want to lose some weight, this is a great diet for that. Only drawback is that you are starving the whole time and every commercial on TV is for food!!!!

Oh, I can't wait to chomp on some good food soon. Until then, what can I eat? Do you have any puree type food suggestions for me? I do have some Jello setting up in the fridge as we speak and I am pretty excited about that. Too bad it doesn't fill you up!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tag - I'm IT!

Woohoo ~ I have been tagged by one of the coolest chics I know online! I can always relate to her blog and it reminds me that we are all living parallel lives as Mommas. Check her out!

Favorite person (outside family)?
What kind of a question is this?
Favorite food? Thai & Sushi
Quirks about you? I attract strangers to the point that they must come up and talk to me. What is that all about?
How would the person who loves you most describe you in ten words or less? By saying something good I hope.
Any regrets in life? Sure, but what can you do.
Favorite Charity/ Cause? Anything helping children.
Favorite Blog recently? I have to pick just one?
Something you can’t get enough of? My children when they are being good!
Worst job you’ve ever had? Waitress at Pizza Hut.
What job would you pay NOT to have? Cleaning portable potties (Johnny on the Spots) - EWWWW!!!!!
If you could be a fly on the wall, where? In my kid's classrooms.
Favorite Bible verse right now? Not sure if it's one, but "Do onto others as you would have them do onto you."
Guilty Pleasure? Getting stuff done at the spa/salon - manicures, pedicures, facials, massages, etc.
Got any confessions? That I strategically place certain food items so that hubby and the kids can't "find" them.
If you HAD to spend $1,000 on YOURSELF, how would you spend it? On lots of clothes!
Favorite thing about your house? My big backyard.
Least favorite thing about your house? The lack of a good landscape design. UGH!
One thing you are bad at? Calling people.
One thing you’re good at? Being a mom.
If you could change something about your circumstances, what? That Alina would stop coming into our bed at night.
Who would you like to meet someday? Somebody really cool.
What makes you feel sexy? Working out and feeling good in my clothes.
Who is your real life hero? Not so sure I have one.
What is the hardest part of your job? Breaking up the fights!
When are you most relaxed? When the whole house is clean and all the laundry is done.
What stresses you out? When the kids have to be at two different places at the same time.
What can you not live without? My family.
Do you agree or disagree with the recent article that reported that blogs are authored by narcissists? I guess it all depends on who's blog you are talking about. Mine, no.
Why do you blog? To put my thoughts down "on paper" when the feeling strikes me. Also, to share with others what is going on in this life of mine.
Who are you tagging?
New(ish) bloggers - Johnna
Bloggy friends - Tracey and Sara
Bloggers you’d like to get to know better - The Mom @ Cheaper Than Therapy - I can totally relate to her!
A blogger who wouldn’t respond at all, but you’d hope will - Perez Hilton.

Okay - rules:
1. Answer the questions (Did I really have to include this as a rule? Duh!)
2. Link back to whoever tagged you
3. Tag eight bloggers to do the same, 2 from each category.
New/ newer bloggers (since we want to share the love and send them traffic)
Bloggy friends
Bloggers you’d like to get to know better
Bloggers you don’t think will respond, but you hope will.